Tuesday, October 28, 2008


I want a haircut so good it makes straight girls pee. Maybe I should cultivate more rat tail. What do you think? My goal is to be a total babesauce come springtime. Is it time to let alternative 90's mimi go and get a non-assy haircut fer once? Are the words "rat tail" a killer of bonerz? pls help.

Wednesday, October 8, 2008

Sylvia Plath.

I think I need to change my panties. Is it gross that I want to get naked with Sylvia Plath's old farty ghost voice?