Yr not the center of the world

Story from North America (FULL VERSION!) from Kirsten Lepore on Vimeo.



I woke up today and now I am 20. That's about it. Happy birthdee to me?

I am so sick.

Oh god, I've inherited one of those awful, wheezy coughs. The kind that leave you gasping for air after an episode, drowning in yr own mucus. I can't imagine anyone wanting to touch me naked like this. In my delirium I've been inspired to make a few zines. Mostly silly ones like the tentatively named alt b00bs. I think I'll spend most of the day laying in bed, reading comics and feeling like a total boner killer.

p.s.
i love.

dreamy

I want this video to sing me to sleep every night.

-Amiina feat. Lee Hazlewood

william bur r o u g hs

William Burroughs - Ah Pook

peeeee.

I want a haircut so good it makes straight girls pee. Maybe I should cultivate more rat tail. What do you think? My goal is to be a total babesauce come springtime. Is it time to let alternative 90's mimi go and get a non-assy haircut fer once? Are the words "rat tail" a killer of bonerz? pls help.

Sylvia Plath.

I think I need to change my panties. Is it gross that I want to get naked with Sylvia Plath's old farty ghost voice?

Hang over city

I just missed my flight to Montana because I drank too much at Loni's birthday party last night. Rob came into my room in the morning and was surprised to still find me in my bed. I got home at 4:10 am and decided to take a little boozy nap before I departed my beloved city. I was supposed to catch my bus to the airport at 5am. Instead Rob sped my ass over to the airport in Natalie's truck, still a little drunk I suspect. Anyways long story short I've been put on standby. Right now I am at the smokers lounge in the Denver International airport. Trying to kill 9 fucking hours before my flight into Helena. I am super hang over city and a little vomitcore but I think I will survive. I miss Portland already :(.

P.S.

Here is some advice from Nicole Georges





I expect to hear some sexy stories when I get back.