Oh god, I've inherited one of those awful, wheezy coughs. The kind that leave you gasping for air after an episode, drowning in yr own mucus. I can't imagine anyone wanting to touch me naked like this. In my delirium I've been inspired to make a few zines. Mostly silly ones like the tentatively named alt b00bs. I think I'll spend most of the day laying in bed, reading comics and feeling like a total boner killer.